Must Read: Me And My Asaba Jobs - Season 1 - Episode 55

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Must Read: Me And My Asaba Jobs - Season 1 - Episode 55

the following day we(myself and my sister) we
went to the mortuary at UCH to see the corpse
from there we branched my uncle’s place at
EKOTEDO, very close to dugbe alawo to have
some discussion with him
we ended our visiting by 2pm and
i offer to drop her at home but she told me not
to worry because she still want to visit her
friend’s shop
i insisted in driving her there befor proceeding
on my own journey to Tope’s house
i droped her at the front of one of the big shops
at lekan salami stadium comolex, adamasingba
i made a call to Tope to comfirm if he’s still at
home but he told me to come and join him at
IYA DUNNI restaurant at sabo where he’s taking
his lunch(that is if i can come)
since the plase is very close to where i was
making the call
i decided to drive down there
he came out and met me(i called him) when i
got there and we both went in for me to eat
Amala
i told him about what happene to me back in
asaba and how i’m at the edge of losing my job
but one thing i didn’t tell him was my affair with
the MD(funmi)
he adviced me to be more prayerful
that the case might not be ordinary
he also said
“omo humm wo, oni lati jade si
oro yi o
eleyi kokin se ojulasan(you
need to consult elders because
this is not ordinary”
he continue
“eniyan burugan(human being
are wicked)
i was almost done with my food when my
aunty’s call came in
i picked it and greeted her while chewing the
meat in my mouth
she notice i was eating so she said
“it seems you are eating?”
“yes”
i answered with my ocuppied mouth
she said i she will call me or i should call her
back when i’m through
one thing i like Tope for is the way he always
show concern whenever any one of us(his
friends) have issues or problem
he offer to trip me out, i tried to declin it but he
insisted and i gave up
we first went to his house (in our seperate cars)
where we had series of discussion
“oh boy this thing(refering to my
jeep) wey you carry come
na machine gun o”
he chip that in
in one of our discusson
“shey i dey ok like this?”
he asked when we are about to leave
“where we dey go self?”
i asked as we are leaving
“SHADE ni o”
He replied
shade is well known around mokola and beyond
for her fresh
i remember i use to visite there when i was still
in ibadan
is a place where you can buy fine point and kill
(fish) also to buy beautiful and original point
and kill(girls)
so when he mention shade
i know i’m about to have some fun
Tope tried his best for me to enjoy the evening
but something inside me could not flow with
the fun
he arranged for two take away gift(any girl we
take home from a place like this are who we call
take away)
he negotiated with them and he didn’t ask me
for money so i wouldn’t know how much he’s
paying them
we went home with them
on our way home
i asked myself if i was ready for that

TOPE’S HOUSE

after entertaining the girls with a bottle of red
win
Tope took one of them in(to his room),
remaining myself and LIND in the living room
he left us there beacause he believe i know
what to do
and since i’m no more a stranger in his house, i
know hie guest room
i invited Linda in
i know she must have been expecting me to
devour her as we enter but revers was the case
after she finish performing her S#xual act
i still remain unmove where i was sitting
when she got tired, she voice out
“wetin bi all this rubbish na, shey
na film i con perform for here”
she said as she was trying to show her anger
over my motionless act
“do you know you are beatiful?”
i finaly said something by asking that quetion
“that wan na song or poem?”
she ask while trying to reach her phone
i smile because the way she ask was too funny
to me
“no, na chorus i dey sing”
i replied while smiling
“if you like put verse or rap,
wetin i know bi say nothing go
bite my money(what i know is
that nothing must affect my fee)
her warning reminded me that she wasn’t there
for any other thing than business(se.x)
i brought out my wallet and counted #5000
then handed it over to her for her to know that
se.x is not my problem
she was supprise with what i just did
she look straight into my eyes and ask
“what else do you want from me?
you have prove that se.x is not
what you want, yet you pay me
more to my balance”
i smile again then said
“Linda are you a prostitude?”
the question made her look calm
“i can’t get that”
she said
“truely you are into prostitution
but is that how you see
yourself?”
i asked
she shook her head slowly but didn’ say
anything
“i know one day you will want to
stop this, that is if you didn’t see
yourself as one
but if you see youself like this
then forget about stoping the
trade”
i can see the suprise on her face
i don’t know what she was thinking but i guess
she was thiking deeply
i continue
“i’m not here to preach to you but
all i want you to understand is
that’ you are what you think you
are not what people think you
are'”
i said
i don’t know what came over me that made me
talk to a stranger this way